Flying fish clocks 45 second record

would you help him out?

Friends!

Oh god, RUN!

Charlie Sheen Remix (Eclectic Method)

Charlie Sheen: The coolest new meme-fix drug out there & i know you all want some! Another Sheen-machine remix, you say. Yeah, there’s one or two of them floating about at the moment. Such is the nature of the winnernet. WINNING!

Guy Kicks His Way Out Of ATM

This is why you always choose "Yes" when the ATM asks if you agree to the fees. It's like something out of a Saw movie where the only chance of escape requires you do something horrible...Like accepting the card charge :(

Wake the F**K Up

All you really need to know about this video is that it has Samuel L. "Muthaf*cking" Jackson in it. The fact that it's aimed at the electorate to wake up and vote -- and not for Romney because he's a moron -- is a bonus. Listen to Samuel he knows best.

If Animals Could Talk...

The animal kingdom, huh? What a crazy place it is, and you'd be lying if you didn't occasionally ponder: Imagine if they could talk just like us? Well imagine no more, because the BBC has kindly imagined it for you. Praise be.

Go Home, ATM, You're Drunk

There's a few things that could be going on here, either this machine has reached sentience and is trying to communicate with the world (using the medium of the smiley face) or it's drunk, or it's just trying to brighten up this guy's day.

Stories Of Sexual Fail

There's something here for everyone, from rotting strawberries found in a woman's holiest of holies to one piece of sweetcorn, a lime and that old classic: a banana. Fruit salad anyone? Nom.

Mmmm Delicious Hawt Chick…

This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? No need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you! I think I’m in lurve…